glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

glitterweave:

i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

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but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

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and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

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and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

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and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

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nekoukai:

stunningpicture:

Apple of love

now the whole thing’s going to get all yellow look what you did
kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

microcomets:

i love that fall has a feeling, it’s not even the taste of smoke and barbecue in the air or the smell of wet dead leaves, it’s like a palpable feeling against your skin. it reminds me of renaissance festivals and cider barns and long highway drives to lawrence with the trees all sunset-shaded on the side of the road and cold night bonfires and guys i really fucking love autumn

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real